how muffin palace came to be.

this is a random conversation that my friend zach and i had one evening and reading it again still makes me smile:
zach: HOW DARE YOU EAT MY MUFFIN
stacie: i love muffins. and that's why i ate it.
zach: it's alright, i guess. i have lots of muffins. of all sorts and sizes, too. we should go to muffin palace. that's where i keep them all.
stacie: an orgy of muffins.
zach: all magically delicious creations by the keebler elves (they cant just make cookies, you know)
stacie: mmmmmmmm
zach: and we hold wonderful little concerts every evening. tonight, of montreal is playing.
stacie: ooooooooo i like them
zach: see? you really should come to muffin palace.
stacie: i should. you should. we all should.
zach: word.